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Joke of the Day
"Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird? A: She threw it off a cliff."
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"Q. What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love? A. Lesbi-hens"
"What did one egg say to the other? It's just a Yolk!!"
"Someone praising you is also someone being judgmental. The difference is that you like the verdict this time."
"Schroedinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't."
"What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard."
"The old man's stairlift broke down in the middle of the stairs That piece of shit drove him up the fucking wall"
"I like when a restaurant has cloth napkins, 'cause then I can unroll them with the calculated fervor of an assassin surveying his tools."