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Joke of the Day
"What did one egg say to the other? It's just a Yolk!!"
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"Mattel released a Muslim Barbie... It's a blow-up doll."
"I know Mexican culture is big on traditions: baptism at birth, ear piercing as a baby, but what's the one they do when they turn 15? Have a baby."
"Forgot my phone when I went to the bathroom... ...made it impossible to shit post."
"Swimming Is Good For You... Especially if you are drowning."
"Hey Baby are you Rockefeller? Because I think we should Horizontally Integrate."
"Where did Donald Trump go for dinner last night? Rubio Tuesdays"
"There is a new kind of bread in the Ukraine that is the most popular. I don't know what it is called but it is Putin free."
"President Obama states he stands with Hillary. ""So do I."" Bill states sadly under his breath."
"The abusive relationship that I'm in is such a joke I spend everyday waiting for the punchline."