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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless"

"Mechanic said I blew a seal... Technically, it was a sea lion, but more importantly, how did he even know?"

"I have a joke about minidisc... ...but it's a little CD."

"I went camping with a bunch of supermodels once. It was pretty in tents."

"What does a redneck do on Halloween? Pumpkin"

"Two people commited a crime while having intercourse Its said to have been an inside job"

"Jesus said to love your neighbor, but makes no mention about putting up with their music at 3am."

"They're not gym clothes if you don't go to the gym, they're pajamas."

"Gunman: Put ur hands in the air. Now wave them like you just don't care. YOU STILL CARE [shoves gun in guys mouth] SHOW SOME UTTER DISREGARD"

"This election year I vote for Seroquel Because I'm Antipsychotic"