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Joke of the Day

"Why do Native Americans make the best strippers? Their dancing can make it rain."

"What did the orphan get for Christmas? A family."

"Parenting a baby is like an etch-a-sketch drawing. You must be careful, but if you mess up just shake the shit out of it and make a new one."

"What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? Brandeis Cowlifornia State Hoofstra Pen State Ranchelaer Polytechnic Burgereley and Moosouri!"

"My review of your face: Good, quality face. Would look again"

"What would Ashley Tisdale have to do to become a boxing champion? Bop bop bop, bop to the top"

"Gay guys don't listen to girls talk either, but we do have the good sense to say ""I know, right?!"" while we wait for our turn to talk."

"How do you make a Chevy Malibu float? Pour a glass of soda and add two scoops of Chevy Malibu"

"What would ISIS be if George Bush was still president? WASWAS"

"I've never seen squirrels fucking, but they've never seen me fucking either, so we have that in common."