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Joke of the Day

"Someone praising you is also someone being judgmental. The difference is that you like the verdict this time."

"Why do women get periods? Because they deserve it"

"What did the bad shock tell the good shock? I'm bad under pressure!! It's the lamest car joke in the world."

"Contrary to popular belief, Stalin was from Georgia, not Russia. Stalin wasn't Russian anywhere."

"I am learning from my mistake now. My son taught me maths today"

"What do Nazis have for breakfast Luftwaffles"

"Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to bangkok"

"My mom keeps telling me there are plenty of fish in the sea. She REALLY doesn't get me anymore. I. Don't. Want. A. Fish."

"My mother asked me today if I was more attracted to breasts or butts.. I told her to shut up and put her robe back on."

"My worst 3 subjects in school we're Math and English."