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Joke of the Day

"The old man's stairlift broke down in the middle of the stairs That piece of shit drove him up the fucking wall"

"[NSFW] I am no gynecologist.... But I know a cunt when I see one"

"What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans? Heinzenburg"

"Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms? A: Way to go team."

"An elephant and a camel are chatting at a party The elephant asks ""Why do you have your tits on your back?"" ""YOU KNOW FOR SOMEONE WHOSE DICK IS IN THEIR FACE THAT'S A REALLY STUPID QUESTION!"""

"What did the left pussy lip say to the right pussy lip? ""We used to be really tight until you let that dick come between us."""

"In India, you don't drive on the left of the road.. you drive on what is left on the road."

"What's in common between Batman and a black guy? They can't go into a store without Robin"

"Frankly I find fassion shows to be haughty couture"

"I received the oddest dollar bill as change. When I looked closely, I noticed that George Washington was wearing face-paint, a wig, and round, red nose. It was obviously a clownterfeit."