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"A joke about procrastination. Eh, I'll write it later."
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"A Texan walked into a bar... The bartender asked, ""You got any ID?"" The Texan said, ""'bout what?"""
"Psych visit A guys shows up at a psychiatrist's office nude, wrapped in celophane. The doctor says, ""I can clearly see you're nuts""."
"What kind of apple isn't an apple? A pineapple."
"The power went out. At the gigafactory."
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"What do a redneck and hippie have in common? They both hate the government."
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"What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started? Looking for Jobs."
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