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Joke of the Day
"He was in a pub when he proposed. It was very romantic he got up on one knee."
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"So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra ..."
"On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky... how much do you love kids?"
"What has four legs and can fly? Two Birds!"
"It's cute to think of a nun saving up her nun allowance and then buying a cross or extra bible or something."
"The Social Justice League doesn't have a Batmobile They have a tumbler."
"Holy shit. Just realized that my last girlfriend was born the same year I got my first credit card. And I'm not even hot like Larry King."
"A man walks into library & asks if they have any books on coincidences. The librarian says, ""As a matter of fact, this one's just arrived."""
"How many contradictory Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Nein."
"The NRA will now be arming fetuses in utero so that they can defend themselves against abortions"