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Joke of the Day
"I really want to get on the mars one mission Because I'm against premartial sex"
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"Handsome Stranger: Excuse me, but you're.. Me: Gorgeous & you've been mustering up the courage to speak to me? HS: ..blocking the pickles."
"Why are cliffhangers always hated?"
"Whats the difference between Jesus and Mexicans? Jesus doesn't have Mexicans tattooed all over him."
"Yeah, I know what my neighbors wear to bed. Not because I look in their windows; I just see them during the day at Walmart."
"Gloria Gaynor's ghost I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed. At first I was afraid.......then I was petrified."
"Broccoli is like sex If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult"
"They tried to make me go to rehab... They tried to make me go to rehab, and I said... 'I don't have insurance'. And that was the end of that."
"What does 83 year old pussy taste like? Depends"
"Why did the gymnast's account get sent to collections? She had an outstanding balance."