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Joke of the Day
"Why is it okay for an ice company to commit fraud? Their assets are already frozen!"
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"Every 3 seconds a woman has a baby Our mission is to find this woman and stop her."
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"Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax? ... ... To stop Hispanic attacks."
"A brand-new cigarette says to a used cigarette -Dude, you are a fag -Umm, Why? -I just saw five guys take turns in sucking your butt."
"Q: Why do Greek men wear gold neck chains? A: So they know where to stop shaving."
"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere."
"Feminists won't get this... Anywhere"
"Wtf I feel like I pay these bills every month."
"What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to his wife when she cheated on him? ""May divorce be with you."""