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Joke of the Day

"What profession did the parrot get into when it swallowed the clock? Politics"

"All I said is that I didn't know whether we were a Marvel or DC family and my husband and kids locked me out of the house."

"A dialogue between Russians. -Guys, maybe we should stop drinking. -We allready did. We're getting wasted now!"

"Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because its pecker is on its face."

"What do you call a Magician's dog? A Labracadabrador."

"[after first date] Him: I had a great time, I'd love to see you again Her: Yes, we should do this again sometime but with other people"

"A pirate made a spoof about his bird. It was Parroty"

"Rules to live by: 1. Be kind to strangers 2. Don't cheat on your taxes 3. Everything in moderation 4. Bury the body at sea"

"How many ears does Mr. Spock have? 3; The left ear, the right ear, and the final front ear."

"The year is 2157, our world is much like the one in that futuristic movie starring Tom Cruise. No, the other one. No, the other one. No, the"