183523

Joke of the Day

"I was in chemistry class with my lab partner... ...and asked him if he wanted some sodium bromide, but to my disappointment, he said NaBro"

"Fighting a lion is on my bucket list but I should probably make it the last thing."

"Question: What do elephants use for tampoons? Answer: Sheep."

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? (From u/cherryslurpee) I won't pay 100 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"A funny knock knock joke I've heard awhile ago... *knock* *knock* who's there? Doctor Doctor who? ...exactly!"

"What are mixed feelings? Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW."

"Rap is 75% Crap..."

"What do you call a square that's been beat up? A rekt-tangle"

"After years of marriage & kids I have no idea how I'd handle a 1st date. Just give him a juice box, crackers & an iPad? Do I bring coupons?"

"What does farm animal porn sound like? Brownchickenbrowncow"