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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? (From u/cherryslurpee) I won't pay 100 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"Feline-loving fashionista's favorite music? Techno. *boots-n-cats-n-boots-n-cats-n-boots-n-cats*"

"I think I'm going to sell my Theremin.. Haven't touched it in ages."

"Juicy J What did Juicy J say when he cummed all over his legs? Jizz on mah feet, yeah, Jizz on mah feet.."

"origami is a great idea on paper, but in reality folding a swan will kill it."

"What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? You can unscrew a lightbulb."

"I forgot the joke about the Jonestown Massacre. All I remember is that the punchline killed"

"Did you hear about the goblin whose left arm and left leg cut off? Guess what he's alright now!"

"Sure I'll join your Cause on Facebook...Right after I jump out of an airplane without a parachute..."

"What do gay Polish men like most up their arse? Poles."