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Joke of the Day
"Fighting a lion is on my bucket list but I should probably make it the last thing."
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"I've got a long history of suicide in my family; the good news is it skips a generation... so if I'm lucky, my kids will kill themselves."
"A mexican magician says to the audience he will dissapear on the count if 3 Uno...dos...*poof* He disappeared without a tres"
"My career as a karate instructor finally came to an end. The parents found out I wasn't qualified and just enjoyed kicking children."
"[NSFW] What is the difference between two towers? A plane"
"Why did the hovering guitarist always look worried? He was always fretting over something or other..."
"Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? There's one less drunk."
"""I shot the sheriff but I did not shoot the deputy"" is my favorite lyric about murdering law enforcement officials in moderation."
"Sarah Palin and Donald Trump served PB&J sandwiches at his last political rally because if you go to one of those, you're not allergic to nuts"
"Why haven't we sent a woman to the moon? It doesn't need cleaning"