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Joke of the Day
"Fighting a lion is on my bucket list but I should probably make it the last thing."
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"All these people training for marathons and I'm over here, on my couch, trying to lasso the remote with my phone charger."
"Michael Sam is going to get cut from the Rams Apparently he is always behind the competition"
"Was late to my first Fight Club last night So missed the intro rules. Still Fight Club was brilliant and I'd highly recommend Fight Club."
"Your heart beats faster, your knees go weak, you start to sweat. Is this love? No you're probably hypoglycemic"
"How much pussy does a Monk get? Nun"
"Porn stars' favorite drink? 7-Up 'n cider."
"The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat...It's watching what other people eat."
"A Roman guy walks into a bar... He holds up two fingers and says ""Five beers please!"""
"Did you hear about the pizza cook who died in the pizza oven explosion? They had to peel him off the ceiling."