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Joke of the Day

"What did the buffalo call his gay kid? His BiSon."

"Guy walks into a bar He asks the bartender, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender shakes his head and says, ""No, we only have plain."""

"A magician was driving through a neighborhood... and then he turned into a driveway."

"Bury it... ...it's my dad's 'dead joke'."

"Gold fish don't like being pulled out of their tank for a cuddle."

"What do you tell a Hockey player messing up with you... ... Stop pucking around"

"Am thinking of watching ""Les Miserables"". Am dying to find out why this dude Les is so sad. If I could just meet this Les guy and cheer him up, he'd be... (wait for it)... less miserable. :P"

"If you're stuck in the Friend-zone, here's a simple 5-step solution: 1) Stop. 2) Being. 3) Her. 4) Fcuking. 5) B!tch."

"I tried to make a few jokes about french people they were all really rude so I didn't bother"

"When you're alone in your room, start doing karate so ghosts know what's up."