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Joke of the Day

"A funny knock knock joke I've heard awhile ago... *knock* *knock* who's there? Doctor Doctor who? ...exactly!"

"What's a math teacher's favorite TV show? Sinefeld"

"When you're dead, you have no idea you're dead. It's only difficult for other people..... Much the same as when you're stupid....."

"11: He shoots for her coffee. He SCORES! HE'S... Me: Grounded."

"What did the Native American do after culinary school? He became a Souix chef."

"So desperate for some action, I might just crash a frat party and roofie my own drink tonight."

"My sex-life is like a Ferrari, I don't have a Ferrari"

"The Walking Dead or the Grammys. Do you watch the bloodthirsty monsters ready to eat each other to survive or do you go with Walking Dead?"

"I heard about a robot that beat a man. He was charged with battery."

"A crazed fan attacked Miley Cyrus at a recent concert. Damn, I would have LOVED to have seen the look on her gums."