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Joke of the Day

"Rap is 75% Crap..."

"At a job interview ""What are your strengths?"" ""I'm an optimist and a positive thinker"" ""Can you give me an example?"" ""Yes, when do I start?"""

"Has your mom ever caught you masturbating in the closet? Great hiding spot, isn't it?"

"How do you LOL in N. Korea? ROR! No one raugh in North Korea!"

"Yo momma's so fat, when she butt dials, she makes a conference call"

"WHAT DO WE WANT? RACE CAR NOISES!!! WHEN DO WE WANT THEM?? NEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW"

"I shaved my head the other day... At first I hated the look, but it's starting to grow on me."

"Hey man, just be yourself! Not like that though."

"Why couldn't I have been born rich instead of so ridiculously witty?"

"What do you call 6.9? Yet another great time interrupted by a period."