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Joke of the Day
"Question: What do elephants use for tampoons? Answer: Sheep."
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"Doc: You have gallstones Me: Ugh. Doc: You can control it with diet. Me: Great! Doc: No chocolate, cheese, fried foods... Me: Take it out."
"Hanging out with fake, toxic people is like running a brothel for diseased cats. I don't do that shit anymore"
"Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, ""It smells fishy around here."""
"What is a guy with ED favorite saying? I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!"
"Q: How do you mend a jack-o-lantern? A: With a pumpkin patch."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Mayweather won"
"She like, literally died. ~White girls' headstones"
"Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America? Because freedom rings."
"A reboot of Dexter, but this time he stalks and kills people who reply to a text message with a phone call"