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Joke of the Day
"Question: What do elephants use for tampoons? Answer: Sheep."
Next Joke
"I think High School birth control classes should just be forcing the students to watch videos of me taking my 3 kids to the grocery store"
"Hi everyone! Welcome to AA. This is a ""judgment free"" zone...unless we're talking about Janice who ate all the cookies last week."
"So glad my boobs don't honk. Talk about a mood-killer."
"Why did Pee Wee Herman win the annual bass fishing contest? Experts say it's because he was a master baiter."
"What do you call a potato on the street corner? Idaho"
"Did you hear about the woodworker who died when he fell into a vat of varnish? It was a terrible end, but a beautiful finish."
"""She must be shy"" is probably what I say to myself the most when a woman abruptly moves across the country after talking to me."
"What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters? This is non-cents!"
"""Dad, where do zebras come from?"" Well son, when a referee loves a horse very much"