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Joke of the Day
"Some people have 32 teeth. Others have 10. It's simple meth."
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"What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! Courtesy of the popsicle I just enjoyed. Had to share. Have a great day."
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"An eight-year-old kid says t his dad ""When I grow up I want to be a musician."" The dad says ""I am sorry -- can't have it both ways."""