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Joke of the Day

"Some people have 32 teeth. Others have 10. It's simple meth."

"I love the way the Earth rotates... It really makes my day"

"A hoe is like the first slice of bread in a loaf. Everybody touches it but nobody wants it."

"Kermit the Frog's favorite sex position? Pig in a Blanket."

"Bernie Sanders was going to do a parody of Trump's slogan for his campaign but ""Make America Bern Again"" didn't go over well with marketing."

"""Your cute"" ""My cute what?"""

"What did the cow say to the horse? Mooooooo"

"Honesty is the best policy, but I also recommend a lot of life insurance."

"I don't see why racists are upset with Harriet Tubman being on the $20 bill... They can finally legally own a black person again."

"5 steps to a happy marriage: 1. Doritos 2. Oreos 3. Pez 4. Mr. Noodles 5. Oops this is my grocery list. 6. Still applicable."