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Joke of the Day

"""Your cute"" ""My cute what?"""

"No, no, no, you don't have to engage in a long explanation of why you're single. We've spent five minutes together, I think I've got it."

"I think it's disgusting that women only make 70 cents to every dollar a man makes It should be at least 80"

"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb and the other to hold the penis, father, ladder I mean."

"Why don't blind people bungee jump? It scares the fuck out of the dogs."

"Why can't Sweden win a race? Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line"

"*peels off yoga pants to reveal even yogier pants*"

"Opened the bathroom cupboard and a bunch of feminine hygiene products fell out on me. It was a tampede."

"Some guy in a in a wheelchair stole my camo jacket He can hide but he can't run."

"A guy walks into a bar the punchline doesn't matter because the real joke is always in the comments."