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Joke of the Day
"What did the cow say to the horse? Mooooooo"
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"Tiger Woods joke So I guess Tiger Wood and Lindsay Vonn are having an Open relationship."
"what do you call a fraction where the numerator is bigger than the denominator?(dirty joke) missionary position."
"Where can you find alcoholic sheep? At the BAAAAH"
"So a seal walks into a bar.., Get it? No? Me neither."
"how bout i spell YOUR name wrong, Stahrbux. hm? how bout i pronounce it wrong, too, huh? you like that? how's that feel, Stlerbecks?"
"Hey grandson, what's the name of that german man who makes me go crazy? Alzheimer, grandma, Alzheimer..."
"having sex for pleasure Apart from humans, the only creature that has sex for pleasure is the dolphin. I had to shag a lot of animals to find that out."
"That group of millionaires owned by that one millionaire is beating that other group of millionaires owned by that other millionaire. Yes!!!"
"Last night I ate a full package of Cinncinati zoo Gosh, I must've spent hours in the bathroom."