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Joke of the Day
"A hoe is like the first slice of bread in a loaf. Everybody touches it but nobody wants it."
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"Cutest joke ever What does a red grape tell a purple grape? Breathe, you idiot! Breathe!!"
"Where can you find a dog with no arms and no legs? Right where you left it"
"Why was Noah a great businessman? He floated his stock while everyone else was in liquidation."
"Whats the favored pasta dish among ISIL members? Baked Yazidi............ I know where I'm going after this life :("
"What's the similarity between video games and roulette? Very fun until it goes Russian."
"GENIE: you have 3 wishes ME: i wish for one more wish G: um...ok...your wish is granted. you now have 3 wishes M: aweso- wait, what"
"There are 10 types of people in this world... ... those who can read binary those who can't and those who weren't expecting a ternary joke Edit: word"
"I might not be the ""best"" father in the world, but I'm also bad with money & know how to beat a polygraph."
"What can you add to any food to make it taste better? The word ""free"""