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Joke of the Day

"Bernie Sanders was going to do a parody of Trump's slogan for his campaign but ""Make America Bern Again"" didn't go over well with marketing."

"What's the difference between Bigfoot and a Mexican with a beard? Bigfoot is occasionally sighted"

"When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90 % of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts."

"I invented a new word! Plagiarism!"

"Did you hear that einstein made a theory about space It's about time too"

"My girlfriend asked me to get her off. I told her it was a little cold outside to be needing bug spray."

"If ISIS would really like the world to take notice of their intentions! They should kill a lion."

"A couple split up over Christmas cause the man wanted a Playstation... Instead he got an ex-box"

"Chuck Norris CAN in fact 'raise the roof'. And he can do it with one hand."

"I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you!"