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Joke of the Day
"Kermit the Frog's favorite sex position? Pig in a Blanket."
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"911: What's your emergency? ""I put the Ford in affordable housing."" 911: Are you flirting? ""No I crashed into some apartments. SEND HELP"""
"Can a women make you a millionaire Yes, if you are a billionaire Kevin hart"
"They say that the best airing time is 20:00... ...but I think 19:59 is the real prime time."
"There are two types of people in the world: Those that divide everything into two categories, and those that don't."
"What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment? The moovies"
"Turns out an At Home DNA test is not a good baby shower gift"
"50 shades - only romantic because the guy is a billionaire. If he lived in a trailer, it would be another episode of criminal minds"
"How do you fix a woman's watch? - It doesn't matter. There is a clock on the oven."
"Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut? They didn't like the barbershop Cortez."