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Joke of the Day

"So I realized why the large iPhone is called the 6 plus If you sit on it, you'll realize is actually a 3+3."

"Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam? He couldn't get the saddest fraction."

"Mugger: ""Hand over your card and give me your PIN number!"" Me: ""My personal identification number number?"" *he stabs me*"

"I'd like to propose a toast... To burning bread. Will you marry me?"

"She called and said she didn't have anywhere else to go, so I agreed with her."

"What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA? If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture."

"Welcome to the Sexual Innuendo Club Thank you all for coming."

"What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home."

"Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses."

"How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant? Allah carte."