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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home."
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"How does William Shakespeare make chili? With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question."
"Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side!"
"My girlfriend called me a pedophile I was impressed, that is a big word for a two year old. I'll see myself out...."
"What's at the beginning of the rainbow? Refraction of sunlight in raindrops"
"How do you play Iraqi bingo? F18...B52...F18"
"What happened to Donald Trump when he visited Switzerland? He Felt the Bern"
"Oops! I hate when I pour myself a drink and then have 12 more by accident."
"What do you call a bisexual Scandinavian A bi-king. I know that was terrible. Also I'm not being racist because i'm from Scandinavia."
"What do you call it when cosine plays? Cos(play)"