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Joke of the Day
"She called and said she didn't have anywhere else to go, so I agreed with her."
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"What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh."
"Two goldfish were in their tank... Two goldfish were in their tank. One turned to the other and said, ""You man the guns; I'll drive."""
"Welcome to thievery club. Please take a seat."
"Instead of a wallet, I always keep my money in an envelope that says ""For the orphans"" so people will feel terrible if I'm ever murdered."
"This Joke is so Top Secret... Iii iiiiiiiii ii Iiii Iiii Ii Ii Ii III. The punchline is Eyes Only"
"Hi everyone, are you all alright? No, you are all al-left."
"Today I was asked if the guy that put up the blinds... was a blind installer. I said, 'Nope, he could see.'"
"What if you had an eye in your asshole? Imagine all the shit you would see..."
"What does a goose do What can a goose do, that a duck can't, and that your lawyer should ? Stick his bill up his ass."