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Joke of the Day
"How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant? Allah carte."
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"what happens when you cross the Atlantic with the titanic? about halfway"
"this guys with premature ejaculation problems Just comes out of nowhere"
"Him: Why do you wear riding boots? You don't ride horses. Me: Why do you wear sneakers? You don't sneak."
"What's the difference between a cunt punch and fisting? pants"
"White jokes are not funny... unless they target a specific nationality"
"Love will tear us apart. Also, bears, wolves and some other woodland creatures."
"Girl, do you need an inhaler? 'Cuz I heard you got that ass mah."
"The writers for The Office have drifted out of touch with modern office life. Nobody is employed anymore."
"Q: What did the judge say about the man shot twelve times by the police? A: The most horrific suicide scenario I have ever heard of."