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Joke of the Day

"Mugger: ""Hand over your card and give me your PIN number!"" Me: ""My personal identification number number?"" *he stabs me*"

"[texting] -have a good day You two! *to Ugh *tpp Arghh *yoo DAMMIT *two shit *TOO YOU TOO There! :) -please stop texting me Ha! You two!"

"[Request] Best One liners I just want to hear some of the best..."

"I'm starting a combination Frozen Yogurt shop and news stand.. It will be called Froyo Information."

"My 5-year-old found two pennies and shared one with her sister. I grounded them both because I'm not raising any communists."

"What do you call a sick Pokemon? Pikachoo"

"Why is the gay rights movement succeeding? The message is loud and queer."

"""Rain, rain, go away, come to a poor African nation watered only by tears."" Bono's nursery rhymes are the worst."

"I was really ticked at my woman tonight, so I stapled her fun bags together. If ya can't lick 'em, join 'em."

"If that cute guy doesn't approach you at a bbq, he is probably just intimidated by how many sausages you're eating."