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Joke of the Day
"So why is it called the ""funny bone""? BECASE IT'S ATTACHED TO YOUR HUMERUS"
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"An Irishman walks out of a pub."
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"Knock Knock. Who's there? *long pause* ding-dong ditch."
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far out, man."
"If you spend ""up to $9000"" on my funeral it better be on some kind of mechanism that makes me sit up in the casket when people walk by."
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