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Joke of the Day
"I think that limiting the nuggeting of animals to only chicken was a mistake."
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"Which is the most eco-friendly subreddit? r/Jokes, because 99% of its products are made from recycled material."
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator..."
"hey people that post selfies on Instagram and caption it 'No Filter', go with a filter next time. serious"
"Do pigs like Backgammon? No they prefer their backs scratched."
"What's the difference between Harry Potter and the Jews? Harry Potter escaped the chambers."
"An accident... It's an accident waiting to happen when your country has an obesity epidemic... And a skinny jeans fad at the same time."
"step 1. log onto instagram step 2. find wedding day hashtags, ex. ""SmithWedding2014"" step 3. use hashtag step 4. post pictures of yaks"
"How many doors are on a chicken coop? Two. If there were four, it would be a chicken sedan"
"Dating a single mother: It's like continuing from somebody else's saved game."