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Joke of the Day

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"Offensive middle eastern joke. What do you call an arab who wants to be European yet keeps practicing his beloved religion, islam? A turk."

"Who translated ""The Flat-Chested Woman"" from the original Russian? Vasily Bithertitoff"

"A man walks into a bar Ouch..."

"Awww... -So you love me too?! ...kward"

"I dunno who decided on the spelling of bologna, but it's obvious he had no idea how letters work."

"A joke from my 5 year old brother... Q: What has four legs but doesn't move? A: A statue of a dog!"

"How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs."

"How do you make a patty melt? Give Marcie a strap-on."

"An alcoholic goes to the doctor.. The doctor diagnoses the man and says ""You have alcohol poisoning."" The man replies, ""I am going to find and KILL the person who poisoned my drinks!"""