75586

Joke of the Day

"Alfijnbahkfnbsbbakrbbjdnebzk hzueonyvag macarena yrvixndvwhkga ndhwkdbcbe hayvektoubabrjnahor HEYYYY MACARENA"

Next Joke
 
"Why was the man arrested at the farmers' market? He was caught taking a leek."
"5 y.o.: Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby? Me: I helped 5: How? Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions"
"Last year for Christmas I got a sweater, this year I am hoping for a screamer or a moaner."
"LeAnn Rimes No it doesn't."
"what happens when you're singing in the shower and get soap in your mouth? it becomes a soap opera"
"Today I sent out a text saying, ""Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?"" 12 people called me...I need damn smarter friends."
"Egotist: A person who is usually me-deep in conversation."
"I don't consider it a good night out if it doesn't end up as a super villain's origin story"
"A cemetery foreman discovers that his employees cremated a body he explicitly told them to bury. ""You've made a grave mistake!"" He fumes."
Terms & Privacy