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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool? Bob"
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"What is a pirates favorite letter? No, it's the C."
"A priest, a rabbi, a horse, and a blonde walk into a bar... ...The bartender says, ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""
"What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died? Mourning wood."
"Expecting an idiot to admit they're wrong feels a lot like trying to put socks on an octopus."
"I, for one, like Roman numerals"
"Boys are cute how they're all ""I like girls that don't wear heavy makeup"" and ""get down from that tree near my window or I'll call the cops"""
"before mcdonald's i bet ""don't buy cheeseburgers from a clown"" was a pretty hard and fast rule"
"Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It was a sappy one!"
"How do you make a racing snail faster? I tried taking his shell off but it only made him more sluggish."