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Joke of the Day

"Say no to drugs. Say yes to the dress. Say anything to John Cusack. Say you say me to Lionel Richie. Say say say to Paul McCartney."

"Cyber Monday! a/s/l?"

"A magical tractor is driving down a road... and turns into a field."

"What do you get if you have unprotected sex in the ear? Hearing AIDS."

"If you try to rob my house, you should know that the item in the house I paid the most for are my son's braces."

"Upon what does a jungle cat write a letter? A cheetah paper."

"What is Pink and lies on the doormat? Whitney Houston's Valentines Day Cards"

"I was admitted to hospital suffering a severe case of sexual frustration but after 48 hours I discharged myself."

"Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church? They're insects. I'll show myself out."

"Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles."