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Joke of the Day
"Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial muscles."
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"What bathroom does Roy G. Biv use? The colored one."
"Complete Guide to Understand Women ..............................."
"What does a ""yes man"" say? I don't no"
"I'm not drunk. I'm a gravity inspector... ...and everything seems to be in order here. *falls down/passes out*"
"Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!"
"I don't want to do cocaine. I just want to know what it smells like."
"Why is DJ Khaled so good at music? He loves major keys."
"A man put an ad in the newspaper, saying ""WIFE WANTED"". The next day, he had hundreds of letters, saying ""You can have mine"""
"Me:What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat? 6: no M: oh for the bath? 6: no M: the pool? 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no"