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Joke of the Day

"Upon what does a jungle cat write a letter? A cheetah paper."

"What's green, fuzzy, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree onto you it will probably kill you? A pool table. (*)"

"I was gonna tell you a pizza joke... But it was too cheesy."

"Trump wants to ban Muslims but if we learned anything from Prohibition it's that people will just make Muslims in their bathtubs."

"Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they will never meet."

"A begger walks up to me... And asks, ""do you have a few extra dollars I can have?"" I said, ""I have a few dollars, but they aren't extra."""

"Nobody in Yemen likes the Flintstones. Which is funny, because people of Abu Dhabi do."

"What's Bill Cosby's New Favorite Snack? Jail-O"

"Potatoes are high in carbs. 'Baked' potatoes are just high."

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a painting..."