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Joke of the Day
"Why won't you ever see an ant walk in a church? They're insects. I'll show myself out."
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"What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat? You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat."
"Did you hear about the proctologists collectible Corvettes? He wrecked em'."
"Which of the following words does not belong: meat, eggs, wife, blowjob? Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs, and wife; but you can't beat a blowjob."
"The cops found pot on Willie Nelson's tour bus. In other news, water is wet."
"I have a rare mental condition that makes me see a gold next to my submit on reddit Edit: Thanks for the gold!"
"Clitoris A boy asks his dad: ""Daddy, what is a clitoris?"" Dad replies: ""You should have asked me last night, it was on the tip of my tongue."""
"What does a man say after sex? Nothing, he's happy and content with life."
"Damn girl, are you a math book? Girl:No, why? Because you've got so many problems."
"What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked? A seatbelt"