116884

Joke of the Day

"I was admitted to hospital suffering a severe case of sexual frustration but after 48 hours I discharged myself."

"I played a piano duet with myself... it was a Heart and Soulo"

"Flowers: Because nothing says ""sorry a loved one passed away"" like something else that'll wither and die right in front of you"

"I stopped at the bookstore to pick up the book I ordered on how to get through life with an extremely small penis. It isn't in yet."

"I'm getting my wife a new bag and belt for our anniversary She will finally be able to vacuum again."

"F*&%. I keep forgetting the Titans"

"I see you as a glass half full you need me to fill you up"

"My buddy joined Christian Mingle... it's going pretty well, He got nailed three times in one night."

"Mexican magician to audience: I'll disappear on the count of three. ""Unos"", ""Dos"", *poof* They disappeared without a tres."

"I store drugs right under my nose Don't believe me? Check my stash"