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Joke of the Day

"Cyber Monday! a/s/l?"

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"The Real Pink Panther Joke What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug? Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt"
"A dyslexic man walks into a bar Ouch, says the arab"
"What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack? They both sleep all night and whack all day!"
"is anyone.. is anyone else excited for the season finale of America on Tuesday?"
"My Years in a Lunatic Asylum by I. M. Nutty"
"Memory is the second thing we lose as we age I forgot what the first one is"
"A Native American scolded me for celebrating Thanksgiving, a celebration of slaughter So I said, ""you're right, it's awful what they've done to the turkeys all these years."""
"Walruses? Walri? Walrus? Anyway...They've escaped."
"I started dating an optometrist, but she left me... She just said she couldn't see me anymore."