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Joke of the Day
"What is black and white and red all over? An Orca on a Japanese whaling ship."
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"Juliet: you know it's true love, when you finish each other's- Romeo: LIFE Juliet: [sighs all annoyed] like why do you say shit like that?"
"The First Guy to Eat an Egg Person 1: ""Hey, dude. I'm gonna eat this!"" *Holds up egg* Person 2: ""What is it?"" Person 1: ""I don't know. I saw it come out of a chicken's butt."""
"Guy asked me where I got my green eyes. Great! Now I have to explain what the Vikings did when they got to Sicily."
"Every woman thinks her husband is a moron. And they're absolutely right because smart men don't get married."
"I parked in the ""C"" section of the parking lot. So, naturally, I had to climb out of the sunroof."
"It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. They always take things literally."
"How do the fish get to school ? By octobus !"
"A question related to math so Bob has 20 dollar and Tyrone takes 15 dollars away from Bob. What color is Tyrone ?"