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Joke of the Day

"What is black and white and red all over? An Orca on a Japanese whaling ship."

"How do you know your sister is on her period Your dads cock tastes funny."

"[speed dating] I enjoy gardening. I've got a bit of a green thumb. Actually several of my fingers are discolored. I think I have diabetes."

"Twitter is all fun and games until you get that text asking what that tweet was about."

"Mother: What did you learn in school today Son: How to write Mother: What did you write? Son: I don't know they haven't taught us how to read yet!"

"LunchablesTM? huge waste of money! I have my kids mill their own wheat then hunt, kill & field strip a wild bologna"

"Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre? To go to the second hand shop"

"Did you hear about that new car made entirely from wood? It's crazy! Wooden wheels, wooden windows, wooden engine... Wooden move."

"AMA request! Someone who actually pays for Netflix. Instead of using their brothers ex girlfriends sisters moms password."

"Bruce Jenner never liked having a dick... ...and it just grew on him."