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Joke of the Day

"Bruce Jenner never liked having a dick... ...and it just grew on him."

"What is a java programmers favorite bird? A BlueJ"

"Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team? Because she was a girl."

"Are you alone? Because you're showing high interest."

"Incestuous relationships often involve a aunty-climax"

"Did you hear about the dragon fan who played Skyrim? He was Dovah-keen"

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? A porcupine has its pricks on the outside."

"I used to be an expert on the DunningKruger effect... ...but then I began to learn more about it."

"I have an addiction to snorting powdered fruit drink mix... Anybody got a punch line?"

"Knock knock -Who's there? 9/11 -9/11 who? I thought you said you'd never forget."