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Joke of the Day

"Bruce Jenner never liked having a dick... ...and it just grew on him."

"What do you get if you cross a rhetorical question and a joke?"

"Why was Hitler better than Jesus? Jesus may have fed 5,000 people with 5 loaves of bread ad 2 fish, but Hitler made 6 million Jews toast."

"Once I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken."

"The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains is great news for stupid people."

"5: Daddy whatcha doin'? Me: Cleaning my shot gun 5:Why? Me: Because one day a boy will like you 5:You mean like Ben? *racks the chamber*"

"I was in that kosher supermarket earlier. I knew something was wrong when an automated voice said, ""unexpected gunman in the bagging area""."

"4/20 It's Hitler's birthday today... ... I guess that brings a whole another meaning to ""Smoking a J"""

"I BRAKE FOR PERPETUAL GODDAMN CONSTRUCTION ON I-16."

"""welcom to salad shop do u want a salad"" yes ""do u want chicken on it"" yes ""do u want bread on the side"" r u just selling unmade sandwiches"