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Joke of the Day
"How do you make Obama's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in his ear."
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"What is Gordon Ramsay's favourite movie? It's fucking Frozen!!!!!"
"What did little Jonny have to say on the topic of meteorites? No comet."
"Toy Story (1995) - A cowboy & a deluded astronaut battle over who gets to sleep with a 6-year-old boy."
"hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine"
"I'm pretty good at getting divorced men I date to give their ex another chance."
"Illegal immigrants can never get a cold drink. They don't want to be anywhere near ICE."
"What does Hillary Clinton have in common with a factory-grown chicken? They're both getting beaten by the name of Sanders."
"What do you call someone who steals a glacier? An iceberglar"
"Sorry I missed your call, I was busy seeing how many times my phone would ring before you gave up."