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Joke of the Day
"Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre? To go to the second hand shop"
Next Joke
"What is yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children."
"I WISH I WERE PAC-MAN SO WHEN I GOT UPSET I COULD EAT SOME CHERRIES & EVERYONE AROUND ME WOULD TURN INTO GHOSTS"
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell."
"What idiot called him Steve Jobs instead of Mac Daddy"
"Am sitting in horrible traffic, but fortunately someone is beeping their horn so we should be on the move soon."
"What is a rapper's favorite tea? Black boo-tea"
"I'm Phoenician, as in, ""Nobody better stop me from Phoenician all of these donuts."""
"You're shoes are untied! April fools! Got ya!!"
"I used to be into S&M. And necrophilia. And bestiality. Then I realized I was beating a dead horse."