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Joke of the Day
"Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre? To go to the second hand shop"
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"Computers and my spouse are very similar in some ways. If ever there is something wrong, it's probably my fault."
"Break a mirror and get 7 years of bad luck... Break a condom and get 18"
"You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime."
"Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull."
"Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow? The steaks are just too high."
"new book out: ""How I Fell Off a Cliff"" by Eileen Dover"
"What do you call a bisexual Scandinavian A bi-king. I know that was terrible. Also I'm not being racist because i'm from Scandinavia."
"i'm so bad at rock-paper-scissors, last time i accidently joined a street gang."
"everyone's always asking me 'is your son named after the movie?' and I'm like no idiot Sharknado's 5 yrs old and the movie came out in 2013"