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Joke of the Day

"AMA request! Someone who actually pays for Netflix. Instead of using their brothers ex girlfriends sisters moms password."

"What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit? Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible."

"If by cat person you mean I like to sleep all day and poo in sand then yes I am a cat person."

"My five year old niece told me this one... What do you call a 60 foot platypus? A platybus!"

"Did you guys hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents."

"Teacher - how did our grandparents kill time without smartphones or internet ? Student- I've already asked this question to my mum, her 5 brothers and 7 sisters !!"

"Let me tell you a Statistics Joke. What is a Car in the U.S.? A mode of transportation. :D"

"What do you call a rotten lamb chop? Food gone ba-a-a-a-a-ad."

"When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that? Now it would be for the prescriptions."

"What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down? 4 brunettes"