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Joke of the Day

"How do you know your sister is on her period Your dads cock tastes funny."

"I don't get why everybody hates on ISIS.... Their drug policy, for one, is incredibly progressive. Women get stoned legally over there all the time!"

"Was Jesus Gay? Maybe Jesus was Gay? All this time he was actually saying ""Ah, men!"""

"The First Time"

"How do you bid farewell to a sexually open Arctic animal with a mental disorder. ""Bye bye bi bipolar polar bear!"""

"I read ""Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows"" in 4 hours yesterday. I know it's only 6 words, but I was still impressed with myself."

"Does the Easter Bunny like baseball? Oh yes. He's a rabbit fan!"

"What's yellow and smells of bananas? Monkey sick"

"I had a cocaine joke, but now I can't find it It makes me really mad because I had it all lined up"

"What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2? Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd"