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Joke of the Day

"LunchablesTM? huge waste of money! I have my kids mill their own wheat then hunt, kill & field strip a wild bologna"

"My professor accused me of plagiarism His words, not mine."

"Boyscouts vs. Jews What is the difference between a boyscout and a jew? ... Boyscouts come back from their camps."

"When my neighbor's bed starts rhythmically hitting the wall, I like to drum back. Last night, we had a real jam session going."

"Men and women stalk differently. Men will drive by at night. Women will show up at your job and smash your stuff in front of everyone."

"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Too many cheetahs"

"The kid who would burn his marshmallow to a blackened crisp and say ""this is how I like it!"" is in prison now"

"The god of time is going back to school to upgrade. Time will take its course"

"If you make something that goes viral... You are a social media influenza."

"I like anal sex the way I like my coffee"