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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar... The Barkeeper asks:""hey dude, why the long face?"" The horse has cancer."

"When the ""M"" of MTV was for music & not for maternity... Those were the days"

"Being a sexist doesn't bother me at all. The only people that will call me a sexist are women and their opinion doesn't matter."

"A feminist asked me how I saw lesbians. Apparently *in HD* wasn't the right answer."

"I like my woman like I like my Coffee. Without a Penis."

"Let's hope the zombie apocalypse doesn't start in Kenya because there is no way any of us can outrun those fuckers."

"Why did the blind man use chopsticks? Because he couldn't see the point in forks."

"I'm not condescending! Try and count how many times I've been condescending! Exactly; you can't cause you're a dumbass."

"Blind Girl If a blind girl tells you your manhood is massive... ...she's probably pulling your leg."

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One turns to the other and says ""Man, I blew like 50 bucks in there!"""