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Joke of the Day
"Why did the blind man use chopsticks? Because he couldn't see the point in forks."
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"What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings? Legolas"
"If I had a nickel for every racist thing I've ever said I'd have a small loan of a million dollars."
"Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? The bench can support a family."
"Never laughed so hard before watch:D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVYS0bbB70s&list=UUL8eY2HmvEDEFvKE3SCL9vw"
"Hey, thanks for making sure ""Nazi"" is capitalized, iPhone. Way to honor them."
"Why don't black people get sunburns? Prisons are indoors. *(sorry black redditors)*"
"How do you convince America to join a war? Tell them its almost over"
"If you can't afford to go on vacation, you can always drink until you don't know where you are!"
"Mark Wahlberg's mom: Marky Mark! It's time for a snacky snacky before you take a nappy nap. Mark Wahlberg: Jesus, mom. I'm 44. What snack?"