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Joke of the Day
"I like my woman like I like my Coffee. Without a Penis."
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"A man rings work to tell them he's sick. ""How sick are you?"" ""How sick? Well, I'm fucking my sister for a start."""
"[after putting a fake mustache on an elephant] FRIEND: You seen my elephant? ME: no FRIEND: [eyeing elephant] Maybe this fine gentleman has"
"Inside everybody there's a still, small voice seeking to guide them on their journey through life. It was put there by the CIA."
"What do you call 5 black people having sex? A threesome."
"*octopus goes in for a palm reading* Psychic: ""CANCEL ALL MY APPOINTMENTS"""
"UCLA opened a new campus coffee shop It's called ""Brewins"""
"This presentation was so boring I slept through most of it. I guess public speaking just isn't my thing."
"What do you call the annual cat beauty pageant? The adora-bowl."
"What did the policeman say to his stomach? Your under a vest"