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Joke of the Day

"Blind Girl If a blind girl tells you your manhood is massive... ...she's probably pulling your leg."

"Normally I can't dance to save my life, but as soon as I step in dog shit, I can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson"

"If Leonardo DiCaprio played a police officer in a movie, what would his name be? Leonardo DiCoprio"

"We didn't take a video recording of our child's birth but we have some awesome video of his conception."

"I'll never be mad enough to throw my phone somewhere."

"[CIA] -We need you to kill the leader of Russia. ""I'll be Putin a bullet in his head. Carl Marx my words!"" -Alright! Who invited PunMan?!"

"[NSFW] What's green, and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger."

"What's an SJW's favourite animal? A Pander."

"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the chin..."

"Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny? Because they are always losing pounds."