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Joke of the Day

"Blind Girl If a blind girl tells you your manhood is massive... ...she's probably pulling your leg."

"Why did the condom fly across the room? It was pissed off."

"My Girlfriend Has Always Wanted To Wake Me Up With A Blowjob So today I woke her up with one"

"What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant? ""Donkey!"" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work."

"Why do tampons have strings? So crabs can go bungee jumping"

"Just finished the 5th book... In the 'Learning to count' trilogy"

"Anidiot Clicks Hah, you just clicked, ""An idiot clicks"""

"Two law students walk into a bar, one says to the other... Gee, I hope we pass"

"Women with horses are rich versions of cat ladies."

"My grandfather had a stroke this week.. He saw a picture of my grandmother when she was younger and couldn't help himself."